Will This Be What Hell Is Like, I Wonder?

She is taking forever, and I am about to scream: how long does it take a soul to examine a head of purple cabbage? My impatience bores blackly into the back of her head. It bugs me that she is wearing a wide-brimmed hat. 1) We are safely indoors. 2) The huge brim takes up an unfair amount of┬ápublic shopping space. 3) The hat radiates a mysterious ‘I-can-examine-vegetables-as-long-as-I wish’ force-field that makes everyone in the produce section uneasy. Like anRead more